Prank tiem

Ok i think i did this right

BRO YOU DIDNT LOLLL

Oh hey

I'm Pittab, and I'm currently bored in a biology lesson on the last day of school. so I inflitrated wilbur's blog

Why? and how?

Funny. And I can do this because the EyeScary Development website used to be hosted here

About me

Bye ig, see you never cause i'll be dead (in game of course)


HOLD ON A MOMENT

Kieran's infiltration of pittabs infiltration 😎

My rage.

I'm Kieran, and I'm currently in a state of complete and utter rage at home on the first day of the holidays, at home. so I infiltrated pittab's infiltration.

Backstory

Roughly 2 months ago, I pranked Wilbur by sticking together some html into a blog without his knowledge, and I couldn't have been more proud. I had won. I had defeated Wilbur at his own game. Yet all is not well in this tale, it is a Shakespearean tragedy (forshadowing) for a reason. I believe a week after this scheme, I get a message from Wilbur, saying "Erm actually 🤓☝️, you didn't put this blog into the correct section of the website, so it's not in the dev build, L + ratio + get good + get sent to the shadow realm".


I, quite frankly, was in a state of complete and utter shock. All my efforts, all my wars, my battles, my sweat, my tears for nothing: in the end, I lost.


Salt to the wound

After my sheer embarrassment, I have been sitting in wait, my revenge would be swift, and it would be final. That is, before I saw today (19/12/24), that Pittab COPIED MY IDEA, and heartlessly STOLE MY FINEST WORK. sigh. Naturally, I need to put this meer PRETENDER back into his place.

Exposing Pittab

Pittab is a very controversial man, and he has been cancelled many a time. Here are some of the things he has been cancelled for: Stating he respectfully didn't understand why Taylor Swift is so popular; Being right wing :O; Having a name that begins with a "P" :O; Being right wing :O.


Pittab is also a ver- wait hang on. Slow clapping. ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PITTAB HAS BEEN CONCEITED FOR TOO LONG, AND AT LAST, HE HAS FALLEN TO HIS OWN HUBRIS. THE CLOUDS SHALL ERUPT IN A THUNDEROUS SCREAM AND THE EARTH SHALL SPLIT AT THE GRAND REVEAL OF ALL OUR LIVES. justice. justice tastes so sweet. Much like myself, Pittab has incorrectly formatted his blog. However this failure is on an order of magnitude far greater than my own, for you see, he knows what he's doing. His errors were even worse though, for I simply pressed 1 wrong button, however he completely slipped up on his formatting, so much so he even forgot the date. What a primitive mistake for such an expert, truly dissapointing.

Exposing Wilbur

More about wilbur, he is ver- wait hang on. Slow cla-. You know what, I can't be bothered to type out another soliloquy, basically wilbur slipped up and made the tab name wrong when he corrected Pittab. L + ratio + bozo, get good ninnyhammer.

How did I get my revenge?

To be honest, I don't think that's any of your business.

Pittab's punishment

This section is now for Pittab's eyes only, if you're not called Pittab, SHOO! Anyways, I have now removed all of your dabloons from your purse. You have nothing now. I would say: "I will destroy you", but I already have. Your only remaining belongings are your fish. Run along now, fish boy. I'd better not catch you doing something this distasteful again, ruffian.

I love talking to friends yaya! I've got to go now, so this will be my ending, stay cooking gang! 😎


Jasper now here

(idc if this is crappy, i made it on my phone

Woah there buckaroo!

Bruh this is kinda hilarious

This is actually kinda great

If one of you changes this, especially if your name is Jasper Cayley.... - yes i here now and i add things
ANYWAY
Yeah this is actually kinda hilarious, well done Kieran for making me actually laugh.

And now some discourse...

conversation between me and kieran about this, picture 1 conversation between me and kieran about this, picture 2 conversation between me and kieran about this, picture 3 As you can see, Kieran here is acting like a complete champ. Pittab on the other hand...
conversation between me and pittab about this, picture 1 While its true I had an old file called 'ctrlc-for-every-blog', that does not excuse this. If someone who doesn't even know what npm is can do it, pittab definitely should've been able to.

I should probably remove their access, but no

This is too much of a great "prank'd" moment for me to remove their access.

And imma let supermaven write the closing paragraph

I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going to have to take a break from this. I'm going
the above paragraph but in VSCode
Shit, so I guess I really shouldn't before it gains sentience and kills me (in game of course).

ANYWAY CYA